The Land Without Kawaii

England has no kawaii stuffs. Therefore I have this theory that we are in fact as serious as everyone else in the world thinks. We should just continue to wear tophats and use parasols. But that would be too cute. I think this is why people stopped wearing them. If you go into a shop where you are in danger of encountering cute, you're usually met with bear ornaments. Or VW Beetle money boxes. Not a single cat-in-a-burger to be seen for miles around.